the one before the match.....

Been quite busy over the past week,and so,never quite couldfind time to come up with a post.Anyways,the Indians take on the Calypsos in tonights match,and captain Dhoni got a surprise visit from lord Bhim(of Mahbharata fame).Given below are excerpts of what transpired between them....sorry that its in bengali.......


Dhoni(singing):ei match jodi na sesh hoe,tobe kamon hoto tumi bolo to?
Jodi prithibita chhokkar deesh hoe tobe kamon hoto tumi bolo to

(enter bhim-hathe goda nie)

Bhim:chhokka chhokka bole korchho je ato thatta!
Bhalo lagbe mathae porle bhitupornor gatta?
Khela chhere gaan gey dichhis kaaje faki!
Chhokka nie ato dorod......d.k.lodh naki?


Dhoni:a chhokka se chhokka noere pagla,cricket ki ta janis?
Na jene sob byapare matha golate asish

Bhim:khub je jhi jhi dekhachhhis,janis ami ke?
Thakis to bhablar moto,khelar somae,prietyr dike chey.(total)
Egaro jonke eka samlae abhimonnui prothom
Toder theke or kapa bolto kothae kom
R jonty bolis,'arjuner lokkhobed' bol a janis kake?
O jodi khelto,sob ball e lagto oi legstumper takey
Ar batting ar goda chalanoe mil achhe koto!
Amakeo to lorar somae stump samlate hoto!

Dhoni:tomae abar chinbo na,hangla,bhari petuk
Khali to rakkhosi potate,die sexy 'killer look'.
Chalate to goda,roab dekhachho boro!
Shoaib bata ball korle bat ta akbar dhoro!
Ta ki korte asa hoechhe.....??

Bhim:kartikta dole chance peychhe,bodyguard chai
Shib bolle,bhai bhim,tumi e jao bhai.

Shib babaji to bhishon khushi,akkebare happy
Lokkhir chheler jonno tai kinechhe notun nappy
Durga ma bollo tokhon ‘amaro kichhu chai’
Gujarat gie notun nano kinlen tini tai.

Dhoni:se to bujhlam,kintu ok dhokate gie ami porechhi moha fasade
Sehwager sathe kotha nei,rotechhe,puro mediate.

Bhim:tomari ba dosh ki,desh bideshe khalo
Mediar samne porle baje boke falo
Tateo tomar dosh nei,chapta..amio bujhi guru
Amakeo to bhangte hoechhilo asto lohar uru..

Dhoni:tobuo to public pressure face koro ni,baba
Mone hoe jano ‘saper chhobol’,asto ‘bagher thaba’
Tobuoto IPL a inspiration chhilo koto
Cheerleaderra nachto jokhon,dhukpukani hoto
Chhotto mini,puchke choli,dekhbo bole
elam ami kaka
Ekhane eshe dekhi sala,apadmostok dhaka.

Bhim:public pressure bujhi,desher lok ja hoechhe
Akkebare naughty.

Dhoni:tar jonnoi to jonosonkha 140 koti(pagla chulke ne)
Ta ebar apni jan dada,khelbo ami akhon
Char hakabo amon ami,akkebare makhon
Terefure dhorbo pishe calypsoder amon
Gaibe ora sobai mile,chhere de ma akhon.