happy and GAY.........

Rule:opposites attract.

About two fifty years ago,when the liberators of the United States entailed upon creating a New World and a New Order,they announced their intentions of creating a new country,free of inequalityand injustice and every vermin which plagued their society at that time.They made clear their intentions of creating a country,truly happy and gay(which,again means happy).Now,celebrities always have a tendency of being misquoted and misinterpreted,and they were no exceptions.And the common people,being loyal followers of their leaders,took upon themselves,the responsibility of realising the dreams of their vanguards .and 250 years down the line,they succeeded in realising the dreams of their ancestors,creating a country in which opposites need not necessarily attract,a country,truly,happy and GAY.Men wearing earrings became a common sight,and even more common became men asking men out on dates.And as American imperialism grew,these men crossed the thresholds of their own country,and gays became a world wide phenomenon.And the American society today can broadly be divided into two groups-happy and gay and happy to be GAY.

Now,I personally have nothing against gays.Infact,i like them(oh,no,don't take it otherwise).They,for one part,have a great sense of style.And they are really artsy.If are into artsy,you are gay,or,otherwise,you simply are not that good at arts.they have produced some great singers(Little John,By George Cycle,and Axel Rosy).

But not all gays are that intelligent or artsy.A woman,on being being asked what she thought of same sex relations being legalised in India,gayly(happily,i mean) quipped 'it feels great to be legal at last'.Lady,its your unconventional relationship that's been legalised,not unconventional you.If you weren't legal when you were born,chances of you being legal,ever,are pretty slim.Yes,gay marriages are now legal in Apna Bharat.And the courts,I feel,have made the right decision.Buladi,simply was not working.Really,yshe has to remain Buladi all day long to be effective.Can't be Bula in the morning and Anjan Dutta in the evening.But she simply cant reamain Bula all day long,through no fault of hers.We all know 'subha ka Bula jab sham ko ghar laut ta hai to use Bula nahin kehte'.So gays are the way to go.No need of family planning,no need of Bula.I infact wish that all men become gays.That's my only chance of getting a woman.

And I have been kind of having an arguement with a guy,Goldie(now,who names a male child Goldie????) over his blog 'humanity,be ashamed,thou art naked'.Now,what with all the Mallika Sherawats and Kareena Kapoors,I always thought that humanity was in a bikini.But this guy seems to think otherwise.But only recently did I realise what a visionary this guy is.The rate at which bollywood actersses are dropping their clothes, they will soon be naked,atleast he hopes so.And to quote Andy.'hope is a good thing,perhaps the best of things,and no good thing ever dies.i will be hoping to see you again,and see you naked..'.Way to go man.What foresight!!!!!!!
Thats it for today guys,will be writing again,as soon as I find some suitable excuse to torture you all,and some suitable crap to write about.


P.S:This blog is not in any way,intended to offend anybody.So,be you Goldie or Gay,please don't take this to heart.I promise all the gays out there,I will make it up to you guys and come out with a blog condemning heterosexuality,as soon as I can find some fault with it.